Some people actually make me physically sick
Roast my Rump.
Lauren is my name, I like to talk sometimes, Nate pressures me often, and I think my favorite color is probably argyle. Yeah.
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When you’re depressed for no reason and so you go on a tumblr binge when you should be sleeping because that’s what people do but you come out of it worse than you went in
Yup.
Goodnight internet
reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
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DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
(Source: punsicle, via saadia-rabia)
this woman’s beauty just doesnt fade
She’s like “Fuck yeah, I can still pull this shit off bitches.”
Holy shit.
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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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There is a sun within every person
Rumi (via allthingssoulful)
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